Because it is 2020, a sexy hand sanitizer costume exists. Online costume seller Yandy is selling a sexy hand sanitizer costume for $69.95. Here’s how they describe it on the website: “Did you disinfect from head to toe cause you’re glowing with that germ-free vibe! Just a pump is all it takes to put bacteria at bay. Wash away the dirt of the day, and soak in that squeaky clean feeling in this exclusive Hand Sanitizer costume featuring a mint green bodysuit with a scoop neckline, a Yandy Hand Sanitizer print with ‘Kills 99.99% of germs’, a pink Yandy logo, and a matching clear vinyl flared dress with velcro straps attached to the skirt. (Shoes not included.)” It probably wouldn’t be hard to make your own hand sanitizer costume for next to nothing. Plus, you would have control over the level of sexy which, in my book, is a good thing.